Register Kalendar Lista Forumasa Administratori i Moderatori Pretraga Foruma Pitanja i Odgovori Forum
Moforaja » Search » Search Results » Vozdra Gost [Sezame otvori se|Registruj se]
Showing posts 1 to 20 of 80 results Stranica (4): [1] 2 3 4 sljedeca »
Author Post
Thread: Dijeta
zucko

Replies: 627
Views: 19556

01-13-2007 08:20 Forum: ŽENSKI KUTAK

jedna dijeta koja uvijek meni pali....


drzala sam se ove dijete s vremena na vrijeme dok sam godinama igrala balet..."quick fix"

dorucak....pahuljice i polu-masno mlijeko
rucak...salata
vecera....salata
kafa po zelji (mada kazu da bijela kafa treba par sati da se svari i nije toliko zdrava kao i crna)

uzina i grickalice....kokice (bez putera) ili sirovo povrce ili voce

ova je dijeta za one koji zele da koju kilu viska skinu na brzinu. naravno da je vazno da se nakon 7 dana dijete i dalje drzi covjek zdrave ishrane

najvaznije je nemijesati kruh i krompir, ili kruh i rizu, ili kruh i druge tjestenine, itd...i poslije svakog obroka cekati oko 30 min prije no sto se napije vode/soka

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-24-2005 21:04 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

kako prepoznati da bebica stuca u stomaku

Thread: Mladen Delic
zucko

Replies: 20
Views: 1114

02-23-2005 07:49 Forum: ZAUVIJEK U NASHIM SRCIMA

pokoj mu dusi 33.gif

Thread: Dzevdo Kurejsepi
zucko

Replies: 39
Views: 3118

02-17-2005 18:58 Forum: ZAUVIJEK U NASHIM SRCIMA

rahmet mu dusi 33.gif

Thread: RSV - na engleskom
zucko

Replies: 13
Views: 874

02-17-2005 18:53 Forum: RADE TRAVAR

shpica

neznam jel to to, al znam da mi je prije god. doktor zabranio da izlazim dvije sedmice i prilazim ikome 21.gif

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-11-2005 08:22 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

Ja se zovem Elba, gosca kod zucke i njene porodice. Pri kraju sam sedmog mjeseca trudnoce (25 god). Protekla dva dana osjetim malo jace zigove sa lijeve strane i cesto mi se manta. Sta god da pojedem, tesko da mi prija. Nema momenta da me zgaravica ne muci. Trudnoca je uredu, ide svojim tokom, mene samo interesuje sta da ocekujem u narednim sedmicama?

Thread: *** monoteisticke religije ***
zucko

Replies: 72
Views: 4976

02-08-2005 06:39 Forum: RELIGIJA, FILOZOFIJA I PSIHOLOGIJA

tana 33.gif

prije no sto se usudimo u bilo kakvu diskusiju sa osobom druge vjere, trebamo da se opremimo znanjem ostalih vjera

Thread: Auto Putevi
zucko

Replies: 97
Views: 4348

02-02-2005 02:59 Forum: AUTO MOTO KLUB

u CA pa i u svim s.a.d. autoputevi su extra

oko 4/5 traka u svakom smjeru, tkzv. freeway 02.gif

samo sam se iznenadila kako su auta u danskoj skupa? taj isti golf ovdje kosta oko 20K maksimalno i to automatic

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-02-2005 02:30 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

13.gif 13.gif 13.gif buckuris i ti znas lupit vic hehe 10.gif

selma, mislim da nikad nije zensko spremno za trudnocu

to kad dodje, dodje 33.gif

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-01-2005 22:14 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

maggie hvala 33.gif 33.gif 33.gif

ja sam trenutno na poslu pa nemogu previse da tipkam mada visim na forumu kako god 11.gif

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-01-2005 21:42 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

SO, YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING
CHILDREN? STOP AND TAKE THIS TEST FIRST
TO SEE WHETHER YOU ARE READY!


MESS TEST

Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Put a crayon in a pocket before you wash the clothes. Stick some chewing gum on the bottom of your shoe and walk all over the carpet.

TOY TEST

Obtain a 55 gallon box of building blocks. Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen barefoot. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night. Also, spread some larger toys around the yard, making sure to leave at least one riding toy directly behind the car.


GROCERY STORE TEST

Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

DRESSING TEST

Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST

Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Finally, dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

NIGHT TEST

Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m. begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00p.m Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00p.m. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m. Set alarm for 5:00 a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years, and always look cheerful.


INGENUITY TEST

Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.


AUTOMOBILE TEST

Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment and leave it there. Get a dime and stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies and mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the outside of the car. There, perfect.


LEARNING TEST

Think of an animal that starts with the letter "N". Find a word that rhymes with "Purple." Locate an object that was made in Austria. Buy a protractor and a pack of 3"x5" index cards. Find out about and do all these things the morning they are due at school.


PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN)

Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months, then remove 10 of the beans.

PHYSICAL TEST (MEN)

Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter and ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

FINAL ASSIGNEMENT

Find a couple who already have a small child or two. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.

STILL READY TO HAVE CHILDREN? :)

ovo je sa web stranice

    www.funpages.com

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-01-2005 21:37 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

brzo ti to maggie 10.gif

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-01-2005 21:26 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

do kada je preporucljivo za zensko da leti?

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-01-2005 21:25 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

hehe beli

gdje si ti poletio

ovo je cisto za diskusiju

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-01-2005 21:13 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

zadavalice

sve si prirodnim procesom "obavila"?

cestitke 33.gif

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

02-01-2005 20:57 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

moja jaranica se poradjala 18 sati 21.gif

jeli istina da se u nasoj zemlji zensko reze dole da malo ubrza porod?

Thread: Trudnoca
zucko

Replies: 295
Views: 9277

Smile Trudnoca 02-01-2005 20:23 Forum: U KRUGU PORODICE

Evo sjedim i nesto razmisljam....(za promjenu hehe)

bilo bi fino kad bi smo imali temu o trudnoci
pa da podijele forumasice svoje iskustvo u trudnoci
a i da mi koje nismo tu jos znamo sta da ocekujemo jednog dana aBd
pitanja su dobro dosla naravno

Thread: ah ta ljubav
zucko

Replies: 21
Views: 832

02-01-2005 20:19 Forum: LJUBAV

taman gara

kad smo vec na temi, evo jos jednog slucaja.....prije 2 godine

odrzala se vece BiH poezije i dosli su usput neki iranci, vole bosnu itd
i pred kraj veceri oni su pozvali moju porodicu u svoj dom na veceru nastupajuceg vikenda da bolju upoznaju nase zemljake
i sad otisli mi i bilo nas je oko desetak za stolom
muz i zena, 4 djece, sestra od zene itd.
i sad da nas upozna sa svima i ko je ko, pocne zena:

01.gif 02.gif 05.gif 07.gif ..........

prvi smajli je moj mladji sin
drugi smajli je moj stariji sin
treci smajli je od moje sestre kcerka, zena mog starijeg sina
itd

ja sam se ukocila kad sam skontala to je normalno kod njih, al mogu misliti kakva mi je faca bila u tom momentu 21.gif

Thread: ah ta ljubav
zucko

Replies: 21
Views: 832

02-01-2005 20:04 Forum: LJUBAV

doselili se novi dijasporci i sad svi imamo momke/djevojke sem ove jedne...pa ono hajde da i nju "spengamo" s nekim.

i tako izasli svi i njih dvoje (jaranicu i novog kolacica) ostavili same da se malo bolje upoznaju itd. i mi sad kontamo ama oni su super par, ona visoka on visok, oboje plavi, djeca ce bit extra heh

kad ce ona meni sutra na telefon..."on mi je rodjak, i to blizi." oni se nikad nisu upoznali jer je on zivio negdje u njemackoj sa svojima....joj belaja.

i eto tako prije no sto smo moj dragi i ja malo uozbiljili vezu, sjeli smo sa njegovom majkom i sva porodicna drva rascupali nebi li bili rod 21.gif 35.gif

nismo rod ( 07.gif ) vec je moja mama njemu u osnovnoj predavala 19.gif

Thread: Mojca Leban
zucko

Replies: 69
Views: 4803

02-01-2005 06:49 Forum: ZAUVIJEK U NASHIM SRCIMA

16.gif

33.gif

Showing posts 1 to 20 of 80 results Stranica (4): [1] 2 3 4 sljedeca »