Thread: Dijeta |
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jedna dijeta koja uvijek meni pali....
drzala sam se ove dijete s vremena na vrijeme dok sam godinama igrala balet..."quick fix"
dorucak....pahuljice i polu-masno mlijeko
rucak...salata
vecera....salata
kafa po zelji (mada kazu da bijela kafa treba par sati da se svari i nije toliko zdrava kao i crna)
uzina i grickalice....kokice (bez putera) ili sirovo povrce ili voce
ova je dijeta za one koji zele da koju kilu viska skinu na brzinu. naravno da je vazno da se nakon 7 dana dijete i dalje drzi covjek zdrave ishrane
najvaznije je nemijesati kruh i krompir, ili kruh i rizu, ili kruh i druge tjestenine, itd...i poslije svakog obroka cekati oko 30 min prije no sto se napije vode/soka
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Thread: Trudnoca |
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kako prepoznati da bebica stuca u stomaku
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Thread: RSV - na engleskom |
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shpica
neznam jel to to, al znam da mi je prije god. doktor zabranio da izlazim dvije sedmice i prilazim ikome
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Thread: Trudnoca |
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Ja se zovem Elba, gosca kod zucke i njene porodice. Pri kraju sam sedmog mjeseca trudnoce (25 god). Protekla dva dana osjetim malo jace zigove sa lijeve strane i cesto mi se manta. Sta god da pojedem, tesko da mi prija. Nema momenta da me zgaravica ne muci. Trudnoca je uredu, ide svojim tokom, mene samo interesuje sta da ocekujem u narednim sedmicama?
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Thread: *** monoteisticke religije *** |
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tana
prije no sto se usudimo u bilo kakvu diskusiju sa osobom druge vjere, trebamo da se opremimo znanjem ostalih vjera
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Thread: Auto Putevi |
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u CA pa i u svim s.a.d. autoputevi su extra
oko 4/5 traka u svakom smjeru, tkzv. freeway
samo sam se iznenadila kako su auta u danskoj skupa? taj isti golf ovdje kosta oko 20K maksimalno i to automatic
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Thread: Trudnoca |
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SO, YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING
CHILDREN? STOP AND TAKE THIS TEST FIRST
TO SEE WHETHER YOU ARE READY!
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Put a crayon in a pocket before you wash the clothes. Stick some chewing gum on the bottom of your shoe and walk all over the carpet.
TOY TEST
Obtain a 55 gallon box of building blocks. Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen barefoot. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night. Also, spread some larger toys around the yard, making sure to leave at least one riding toy directly behind the car.
GROCERY STORE TEST
Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
DRESSING TEST
Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside.
FEEDING TEST
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Finally, dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
NIGHT TEST
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m. begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00p.m Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00p.m. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m. Set alarm for 5:00 a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years, and always look cheerful.
INGENUITY TEST
Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
AUTOMOBILE TEST
Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment and leave it there. Get a dime and stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies and mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the outside of the car. There, perfect.
LEARNING TEST
Think of an animal that starts with the letter "N". Find a word that rhymes with "Purple." Locate an object that was made in Austria. Buy a protractor and a pack of 3"x5" index cards. Find out about and do all these things the morning they are due at school.
PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN)
Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months, then remove 10 of the beans.
PHYSICAL TEST (MEN)
Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter and ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
FINAL ASSIGNEMENT
Find a couple who already have a small child or two. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
STILL READY TO HAVE CHILDREN? :)
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Thread: Trudnoca |
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do kada je preporucljivo za zensko da leti?
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hehe beli
gdje si ti poletio
ovo je cisto za diskusiju
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Thread: Trudnoca |
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zadavalice
sve si prirodnim procesom "obavila"?
cestitke
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Thread: Trudnoca |
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moja jaranica se poradjala 18 sati
jeli istina da se u nasoj zemlji zensko reze dole da malo ubrza porod?
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Thread: Trudnoca |
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Evo sjedim i nesto razmisljam....(za promjenu hehe)
bilo bi fino kad bi smo imali temu o trudnoci
pa da podijele forumasice svoje iskustvo u trudnoci
a i da mi koje nismo tu jos znamo sta da ocekujemo jednog dana aBd
pitanja su dobro dosla naravno
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