Mo-beba
Momentalno na daljinskom
Poruka: 7486
Location: Trebinje-Mostar
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01-19-2006 17:09 |
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beli
moforaja
Poruka: 4109
Location: USA
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izašao hodža ispred kuæe, al zaboravio ponjeti papuèe,,,,,,,,,,,,vidi on Muju i reèe
mu :" AJD MUJO ŽIVOTA TI DONESI MI PAPUÈE SA DRUGOG SPRATA"
Posluša Mujo hodžu .,,,, uðe mu u kuæu,,,,,,,,kad tamo imaš šta vidjeti,,,,,,,,,,
sjede Hodžina kæer,dobra ko metak , i žena mu još bolja,
Pita hodžina žena Muju :" ŠTA TREBAŠ"
A Muji se pravo digo i reèe : " REKAO MI JE HODŽA DA VAS OBJE DOBRO POJEBEM"
Hodžina žene na to reæe " AJD ŠTA TO PRIÈAŠ , JADAN NE BIO"
Mujo : " E SAD ÈEŠ VIDJETI" .........izaðe na balkon i reèe Hodži " HODŽAAAAAAAA JELI OBJE?
"OBJE,OBJE" reæe Hodža
___________________________________________________________________ audicija u Holiwoodu sutra akshamli...
autobus iza Hita polazi oko sedam ujutru, ako vozac ne potegne prethodne noci....
Princ cuvaj mjesto na seciji....
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01-19-2006 20:20 |
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Maricel
avenija kruzno
Poruka: 155
Location: Skopje, Makedonija
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01-19-2006 20:20 |
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Maricel
avenija kruzno
Poruka: 155
Location: Skopje, Makedonija
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01-24-2006 13:02 |
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moPETarac
mister foruma '05
Poruka: 206
Location: Londra
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01-24-2006 14:48 |
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Aleksandra
moforaja
Poruka: 10252
Location: Mostar
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01-24-2006 14:50 |
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Aleksandra
moforaja
Poruka: 10252
Location: Mostar
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01-24-2006 15:15 |
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habiba75
raja
Poruka: 2341
Location: lebdim
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01-24-2006 21:42 |
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Maricel
avenija kruzno
Poruka: 155
Location: Skopje, Makedonija
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Sam and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
> they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Sam suddenly jumped
> into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
> Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
> pulled Sam out.
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> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
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> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
> and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were
> able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
> life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
> mindedness.
>
> The bad news is, Sam, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
> bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
> sorry, but he's dead."
>
> Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." "How
> soon can I go home?"
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01-26-2006 09:23 |
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