NINE WORDS WOMEN USE - 9 rijeci koje zene koriste

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



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E zar vam nije ljepse i bolje s nama,bosansko hercegovackim zenama imamo bogat rijecnik a ne k'o ove

9 rijeci koje zene koriste:


1-Dobro - Ovu rijec koriste kad hoce da zavrse razgovor kad su upravu i treba da usutis....


2-5 Minuta-Ako se sprema ovo znaci pola sata. Pet minuta je pet minuta ako ti je dato pet minuta da pogledas utakmicu prije nego joj pomognes spremati kucu.

3-Nista.-Ovo je primirje pred buru. Ovo znaci nesto i budi na oprezu....Razgovori koji pocinju sa nista, obicno zavrsavaju sa "dobro"

4-Haj dobro- Ovo nije dopustenje , ovo je prijetnja. Nemoj da ti padne na pamet!!!

5-Veliki uzdah-Ovo je vise komentar samoj za sebe u stilu pitanja zasto uopste raspravlja s tobom ( kad si idiot) o nicemu ( ovo nicemu ...vidi pod broj 3)

6-Uredu- Ovo je najgore sto ti se moze reci......Ovo samo znaci da joj treba vremena da razmisli kako ces i kad platiti

7-hvala- Ako ti se zahvaljuje , nista ne pitaj samo reci Nema na cemu.(Ovo se ne odnosi ako doda " hvala PUNO" ...u tom slucaju to je sarkazam i ono "nema na cemu" bi dovelo samo do "kakogod"

8-kakogod-Ovo je nacin na koji zene kazu "Je se"

9-Ne brini , ja cu-Takodjer opasnost....Ovo znaci da ti je rekla nekoliko puta da nesto uradis sto nisi ucinio i ovo vodi pitanju " sta nije uredu".....i onda odgovor dolazi broj #3

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citat od dida62:

E zar vam nije ljepse i bolje s nama,bosansko hercegovackim zenama imamo bogat rijecnik a ne k'o ove

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